Dear Riley-
Please sleep through the entire flight down to Grandma's tonight. Save me the utter embarrassment of nervously explaining to all the disgruntled passengers what a sweet and happy baby you normally are while you flail and wail down the airplane aisle. Better yet, let all the pissed off passengers go momentarily deaf until you fall asleep so they won't have the chance to give me the stink-eye. Mommy and Daddy can't afford to buy everyone in the plane a drink, so be extra sweet and sleepy tonight from 6-9 pm, okay? I'll let you taste your first beer at 17, if you comply with my wishes!
Love, Mom (and Dad, b/c he certainly doesn't want to hear my tale of Jet Blue woe)
did he wear his croc-o-riley outfit?
ReplyDeletesadly you will get the stink eye, wide eye, or roll eye as soon as riley appears at the gate of the plane. I can't lie; I say a small prayer myself. :)
ReplyDeleteI say f' em. Everyone one on that plane had a stinky crying baby at one pont, or where a stinky crying baby at some other point! Besides, no one apologizes for their yapping dogs under thier seat, thier whiny teenages or thier old man gas stinking up the intire plane!!
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